Kids say the funniest things!!
Children in a local school were given some sweets (called 'Lifesavers').
The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:
Red.......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ...............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're arse-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!
